Simon Doonan, how much do I owe you?

click anywhere on these words. just do it. are you still reading this or have you clicked on it already? what are you waiting for? me to stop writing? not going to happen. just go read the barney's babble. the one I've linked to is the mooching one, which is my favorite so far, they are all worth reading, though. click. now. please : p